Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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