Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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