The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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