if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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