Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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