I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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