I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Welp...herpes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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