Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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