I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you still have your period?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
