That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
