Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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