This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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