That's intense
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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