Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Randomize
