If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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