chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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