Do you still have your period?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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