How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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