I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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