lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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