I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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