Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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