i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The air was thick with penises
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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