I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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