she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm always down for nudity.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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