why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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