I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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