Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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