i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i may or may not be watching the land before time
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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