you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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