I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
