Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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