Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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