Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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