She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i now understand why vodka
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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