I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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