So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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