It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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