Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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