I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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