hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
