4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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