okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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