haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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