So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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