Sponge bath it is.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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