i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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