Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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