I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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