How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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