I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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