Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think my mom watched the whole time
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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