I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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