It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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