are you still at the devil's house?
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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